I Always Have Time For These

1. The song you've been most singing to yourself recently?
I have my own version of melancholic song and it fuckingly lingers around my mind all the time

2. What do you currently want right now?
Warmth affection of security and undyingly profession of desire for lust

3. What did you do today?
Sobbing in the name of loneliness. Missing the touch of my beau...*sigh

4. Are you hungry?
Starving for the elixir of love

5. What have you been thinking about most today?
In embrace with the man of my life

6. Do you ever just sit outside and watch the stars?
So that I will start crying again? Naaahhhh....I will only do it in the presence of my hunny bunny.

7. What is your current annoyance?
Money, money....moneeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!! GIMME' MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

8. Do you want a new cell phone?
I'd rather want a new digital camera, if not a DSLR

9. Are you waiting for someone right now?
My one and only, the source of my insanity - my sole lover

10. Name two things you're looking forward for next month?
Wanting for more money while keeping myself on the track of reality

11. Can you make new friends easily?
All I need are friends who don't do prying and backstabbing

13. Do you plan out what you wear the day before you wear it?
Life's full of planning parody, I grew to hate this cunning phantom

14. What is life to you?
Why do I exist here when there's more pain than pleasure

15. Have you ever fell for your best friend?
Fall for them...never; them falling into me - common occasion

16. If you had a chance to save someone significant to you, would you?
I am an evil but somethimes the good samaritan arose within me

17. How many times do you eat each day?
As how many times the digestion afterwards?

18. How do you feel right now?
Edgy, hot and sexy

19. Are you a morning person?
I am a mourning person, be it in the day or night

20. Think of one person, stick with it. You don't have to say their name. Would you pick them up alone 100 plus miles away if it was your birthday?
Speaking of when your love is an ocean size

21. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
To change the history that I was never born in the first place

22. Give two reasons why you get distracted in school.
School...I left school a long time ago; 'tis I never get distracted; the teachers itselves did

23. Do you think it's funny when people get hurt?
WTF

24. Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
Parisssss.....wait, Tokyo maybe...it's the anime world...hentai, anybody?

25. Do you have a guitar in your house?
A guitar? You need to bang your head somewhere? I can make you to be

26(a). Do you wish you were somewhere elseright now?
In the arms of my only and one love where comfort is guaranteed FOC, 24/7

26(b). where is it?
Somewhere beyond the blue, across the ocean

27. How often do you get onto friendster?
As long as my insanity drags me there; and owhhh, while I still have the memory

28. How long can you go without your mobile phone?
Like eternity? Try me and you bet

29. Do you have any enemies?
Me? Enemies? Of course...I got 'em when I curse with my slippery tongue

30. What would you like to say to one person on your mind?
"Take me into a plunge of where only the two of us are there and love me like there's no tomorrow"

I dyed my hair to a lighter shade of brown.
But, do it makes me better in terms of appearance?
Nope!
My hair turned coarse *sigh
Gee, I don't understand why they keep dying,
as it doesn't make the hair beautiful, either *tongue-out
I can't wait for the colour to fade...

Sobbing

Feeling down lately,
hate this insanity,
it's because this one particular person,
so-called future soulmate! *sigh*
I know I shouldn't be anxious
but I know, sometimes, my intuition is perfectly right,
I have been through this enigma before
when my heart say it,
although thousand friends console me the other way
in the end what my heart had felt right away
is absolutely TRUE!
what am I going to do....?*sob*
but is he really cheating on me?
is it true he has somebody there?
is the distance to blame?
or the attitude?
or the other woman?
or him?
or me???
this is really NOT him....!
how could he ignore me without a line like this?
how does he go through the whole day/weekdays/weekends without me?
God, is it really true?
Really, really true?
Really, really, really is true???

I Think I Had Enough

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I can't find any book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Niece's cot

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Having a blast in Monster Mash

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The tv screen

5. Without looking, guess what time it is ?
1347

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1333

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Feeding the dog

8. Did you dream last night?
Dream I wish I had never dreamt

9. Do you remember your dreams?
If I'm aware I had a dream

10. When did you last laugh?
Like eons ago *sigh*

11. Do you remember why/at what?
It just tickles my heart spontaneously

12. Seen anything weird lately?
Myself?

13. What do you think of this quiz?
Subjective

14. What is the last film you saw?
Errrr....gee, I must be missing myself

15. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Meet me in your dream

16. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My sister

17. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Daemon tool

18. Type of music you like most?
Melancholic *gee*

19. Type of music you dislike most?
Loud, banging music

20. Are you listening to music right now?
"In my heart there lives a melody...."

21. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Chocolate linoleum, actually

22. What was the last thing you bought?
A vacuum cleaner

23. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Anybody called/SMS-ed? (while reaching for the phone)

24. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Princess Diana (we shared the same birthday so curious if we have any in common)

25. Who sent the last text message you received?
A tutee-wannabe's mother

Lalala..I'm Doing It Again...

1. What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
She's my sis & nope, she's still here

2. What is wrong with you right now?
Dying with boredom and of guilty

3.Do you ever miss your first love?
My current hunny-bunny

4. When did you last cry?
I am still crying

5. What do you hate?
A thing called Norbert

6. What do you want in your life right now?
The courage to live and ignore

7. Are you happy?
Am I?

8. What are you listening to?
Sound

9. What do you smell like?
Like human?

10. Drinking?
Just plain water, plz

11. What time do you go to bed?
At dawn

12. Who was the last person in your bed besides you?
My Guardian Angel(s)

13. What do you wear to bed?
Loose garment

14. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
It's him, don't put your finger on me

15. What did you do yesterday?
Alive for today

16. What was the last movie you went to?
Take me to one

17. Is your shirt new?
No, I'm wearing a rag

18. Do you live near your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?
Who was he?

19. Are you scared of bugs?
Who doesn't scared with bees, idiot!

20. Are you gay?
Gay and jolly? Of course....and check your vocab first

21. How was your day today?
I'm still into it

22. What do you think of Eminem?
He only known somewhere out there, try letting him strolling in our neighbourhood, he's just the same, plain..urang puti'....LOL

23. Do you read?
I have been reading the moment I can

24. Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
Nope, with Pooh bear

26. Whose house have you been to today?
None

27. What about the night before that?
None...

28. Do you like anyone right now?
I like my dogs

29. Are you bored?
Bursting the maximum capacity

30. What is the last movie you watched?
Why are you so curious of me been watched a movie?

31. Do you say "dawg"?
English is not my first slang

32. What are you excited about?
Making money...money.....MONEY!!!

33. What do you think about Valentine's Day?
The rose & chocolate symptom

34. Who was the last person to cook for you?
They're still alive, you know

35. Who was your last text message from?
They keep on texting

36. What’s on your mind right now?
Where on earth is that beast-Norbert?

37. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Norbert will always makes me cry

38. Name someone whose name starts with the letter R?
Ruzi

39. Do you care what others think about you?
They're so...caring, huh?

40. Have you ever been in love?
Illusive love

41. Do you trust people easily?
Like you do

42. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
For the first time or twice or thrice?

43. Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed?
Who dun wanna kiss your own sweet little niece

44. What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
More money...plzzzzzzz

45. Who was the last person you called?
Some idiots

47. What's your ring tone?
At the moment? I Do by Jessica Foelcker

48. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
I'm looking forward to it

49. What were you doing at 9pm last Friday night?
Lazying

50. What happened at 10:00 am today?
Nothing peculiar

4 Things You Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do

Found this in another site:

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

1. Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

Also in Australia , the Australian emergency number 000 can be dialled whilst your mobile phone keyboard is locked. This is another reason why 000 receives so many false emergency calls!

2. Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editors Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!"

3. Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone!:

star-hash-zero-six-hash

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Not only the above, but also in Australia your stolen phone is added to a "Stolen Mobile Phone" database, so if your phone is found later on it can be returned to you.

The Chronology of Qhloevert

1979
- born 1st July; around 8pm
- the only baby-girl for the year in the neighbourhood

1980

1981
- my very first memory of being piggy-ride by mum while dad teasing my butt
- new sibling; born 20th August; day

1982
- second sibling, born 15th October; day
- witnessed the delivery with my very own eyes

1983
- third sibling, born 23rd December; day
- learnt to write my name, memorised ABC and able to count 1-20

1984
- attended kindergarten

1985
- started primary school
- yet another sibling; born 29th July, day
- moved to a new house

1986

1987

1988
- and another sibling; born 11th April, day

1989
- moved to another school (which I regret the most)

1990
- became the class Vice Monitor

1991
- sat for UPSR

1992
- entered another secondary school; in class 1C
- started period

1993
- started to hate Maths, failed in 1st semester exam but passed in the final semester
- got special guy-friend, R

1994
- sat for PMR
- participated Science Camp State Level in Kinabalu National Park
- first time been in Kundasang area : the first impression is always the best and I think Kundasang was the most beautiful the first I were there
- first time to Poring Hot Spring; passed the Canopy Walkway
- went to Mamut Copper Mine and exactly to its mill: now closed - imagine walking in a golden earth (be jealous at me indeed)
- met NG (now Dr) : though we barely reach each other and never meet since, we remain friends forever even until now
- the saddest moment of my whole life: Tina'a passed away and I was the one accompanying her in the hospital during her last days

1995
- chosen into science stream
- chose to be a school prefect
- representing the strict for a quiz competition for North West Coast region
- a family "outing" to Tambunan, Keningau & Tenom looking for long lost kins
- went for a youth camp in Dantai; I think this is the biggest no. of participation ever but we're there just for some girly giggles (I luv campin')

1996
- sat SPM
- had a huge CRUSH on M : he's really gorgeous back then, last time saw him he's already plump!

1997
- entered UiTM (then ITM)
- first time been away from home (for a long period); yeah...I cried the first night and worse, attacked by athma
- yet another saddest year: Taki passed away by domestic accident (I still am mourning even until to this second)

1998
- went to Sook for an uncle's wedding reception and overnight
- supposed those were the time met little Lotter : yeahh...we're related, blame our maternal grandparents
- I think, my sibling had been corresponding to Lotter's brother but all in the sudden, one day they just stop
- been really best friend with S
- climbed Mt Kinabalu on Xmas

1999
- introduced to N by R

2000
- worked as a photocopy girl (LOL)
- been hurt really, really deep cut.....I nearly one step into cursing him to be barren but no, I didn't

2001
- met N for the very first time on 11th January 2001
- entered UMS
- first time to Sandakan area for Ceria Mesra Kinabatangan in Batu Putih; not what you think; it's one of the semester requirement
- first time to Batu Tulug
- first time to Sepilok Orang Utan Rehabilitation Centre

2002

2003
- went to Tenom again for a class trip; visited a coffee plantation (we're actually learning about fermentation)

2004
- was actually in the dorm commitee board

2005
- accompanying cuzzy living in Kionsom for nearly 5 months (yeah...we were at the Kiansom SDA Church compound)

2006
- taught at two schools
- but the special experience is in SKP, Banggi Island for nearly 4 months
- first time on board of a ferry/speedboat/handmade-boat
- like the speedboat experience very much (Health Department's) - it's madly speeding that every strain of your hair felt like needle; hope to ride another other time
- lost Gambau, my most fave dog ever cuz she's the smartest: she understand what I said (guess so)

2007
- worked at BET
- get engaged to N
- went for Padas Rafting plus a derailed train experience (thanks, God it was just a little scare-me-to-death experience)
- went to Manukan Island for a free BBQ (don't ask me if the seafood tastes yummier when it's FOC, cuz I didn't take 'em)
- went to Sukau : what a river-cruise.. so serene....and the monkeys adore you; they can't help from staring and wanna take even a closer look of you, really they are like domestic monkeys thrown in the jungle
- get to tour Shangri-La's Tanjung Aru resort & Le Meridien hotels (another FOC treat)

2008
-flood in KM

Mount Kinabalu - The Real Meaning

Don't ever believe that the word Kinabalu derived from the word "Kina-Chinese" and balu-widow"!

Kinabalu is originally from the term of Aki Nabalu: the Keeper of gate to heaven for the Dusun (as most Ranau area inhabitants are of Dusunic tribe, not Kadazan). Aki means old man (sacred icon), in Dusun community the elders are always respectable; old man is mostly chosen as the keeper instead of old woman because old female had the role as bobolian (priestess) to the equal the importance of both gender. Probably this Aki of Nabalu is in second line after the family of Kinorohingan. Besides, if the so-called Chinese lady wanted to climb Kinabalu back then, she already dead halfway to the summit due to the environment condition. And really idiot; even if she did reached the summit what else could she saw except for the white cloud surrounding the summit? Even if she stayed there waiting for a fine day for a clear view of the South China Sea, she would had already frozen beforehand. The first self-claimed historian who started this nonsense must had never climbed the mountain at the first place!

They are really changing the tradition and heritage of Dusun - damn you all the writers who claim intelligent but dare to lie in this important fact!

What Every Sabahan Should Knows

Found it on Friendster bulletin but clueless of who first wrote it though (thanks a bundle):

Have you ever heard people ask us Sabahans, whether we still live on the jungle, hunt for food and wear clothing made out of leaves?

If I was asked so, I would proudly say yes....!
(Imagine Marsha AF3 wearing nipah leaves skirt with coconut bra! LOL)

When you as a Sabahan start to feel low just because you're from Sabah, these facts would make you change your mind:

*We have the second largest International airport in Malaysia. While others might not even have any.

*We have FIVE major airports, while others might not have one

*Car fuel is the cheapest here.

*We have two official cities, KK and Sandakan and soon Tawau, while others might only have a town.

*We are still the reason why tourist comes to Malaysia, for our Mount Kinabalu.

*Two out of the top three of the sexiest girl in Malaysia are from Sabah (Daphne Iking
and Amber Chia) according to FHM.

*Sipadan Island, need I explain?

*Everybody says Mokhtar Dahari is the main reason Malaysian football team qualified
for the Olympics, football event in the 80s. With all due respect, the two goals are scored by Hassan Sani and James Wong, both Sabahan. Not forgetting the man who kept Malaysia at bay, Peter Rajah, also a Sabahan as the goalie.

*The most air travelers are from Sabah. Almost all Sabahan have at least traveled once or twice with airplane, compared to the West Malaysians.

*We have our own daily newspaper, Daily Express, Borneo Post and New Sabah Times.

*Everytime there's a reality show, our contestant always reaches respectful level. AF,
Blast-Off etc.

*We live in harmony, not just with Malay, Indian and Chinese, but also with KadazanDusun, Bajau, Murut, Rungus etc. The term Sabah, Truly Asia is more like it.

*First 'Survivor' series was held in Pulau Tiga, Sabah.

*Most of us Sabahans speaks at least 4 different languages.

*1-Borneo will be the largest Mall outside Klang Valley

*An internationally renown artist, CheNelle is also Sabahan (Putatan girl, man!!) It's ok if she fell in love with the DJ, we'd forgive her!

*Dun forget, Gary Cao ge - Singer of Chinese version Superwoman also from Sabah.

This is just to name a few, but despite all this, we are still proud to be Sabahan!!!!!

My Dream Wedding

Lokasi honeymoon idaman kamu?
Paris

Diamond ring atau cincin emas?
Cincin emas with diamond

Emas Putih atau emas kuning?
Combination of yellow gold, white gold and diamond

Baju yang akan kamu pakai saat malam pertama?
Nightie yg seksi sekali

Wangian yang kamu suka saat malam pertama?
I hate perfume and he's aware of this

Senang remang-remang, gelap, atau terang?
Mula2 terang then remang2

Suka aromatherapy?
For my insomnia? yeahhhh....

Alunan lagu yang ingin kamu dengar saat "malam pertama"?
Slow and romantic ballad

Strawberry, anggur, atau cherry?
All of 'em - can't resist

Suka hardcore?
LOL

Kata-kata romantis dari si "dia" yang ingin kamu dengar dari mulutnya?
Comes sincerely without pretending and acting

Suasana pantai, pegunungan, tengah kota, pinggir danau, hutan, atau alam pedesaan?
In the mountain but with seaview in the countryside

Kejutan apa yang ingin kamu berikan padanya di saat malam pertama?
LOL

Di mana, dan konsep Pesta pernikahan yang kamu inginkan?
In the mountain with seaview garden wedding

Bajunya?
White wedding gown with cathedral veil

Wedding cake?
7-tiers multiflavour cake with a fountain at its base

Kendaraan menuju lokasi pernikahan?
Royal royce

Apa yang kamu rasakan, saat si "dia" membisikkan "I love you forever"?
Stay in reality but still grinning widely

Kado apa yang kamu inginkan dari si "dia"?
Our own house

Cium pipi, kening, atau bibir?
A kiss right on the forehead

The Real Story of Snow White

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Jessica Folcker - I Do

Jessica Folcker is a popular Swedish singer with international success. Born as Jessica Elisabeth Angelique Folcker in Täby, a Stockholm suburb, on July 9th, 1975. Her mother is Swedish and father is from Senegal.

If you could look inside my heart,
then you would know,
your love has played the greatest part
If you could see inside my mind,
then you would know,
I think about you all the time

No need to question
You will have my affection

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part
I do

If you could walk inside my shoes,
Then you would know - know how much,
I'm in to you
If you could feel what I can feel,
then you would know,
I'm falling hard for your appeal

No need to question
You will have my affection

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part
I do

To have and to hold,
through young and through old,
in good or in bad times baby
Yes I do, I do, I do
So...

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part

I do

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part
I do

I promise, I'll always
I promise I'll always love you

50 First Reactions

Type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random, just type it!

1. Beer: Liquor

2. Food: Edible

3. Relationships: How are you related to somebody

4. Your CRUSH: Past & left behind never to reopen

5. Power Rangers: Stupid costume

6. Life: Gift from Above

7. Death: The end of our journey here

8. School: Boring..

9. The President: Which company?

10. Yummy: Cheesecakes

11. Cars: 4WD

12. Movie: Cinema

13. Halloween: Scary-lit-pumpkin

14. Sex: Female? Male? Like when you're filling the uni application form

15. Religion: Faith

16. Myspace: Friendster, plz

17. Phobia: Freaking out for idle reason

18. Marriage: Garden wedding

19. Blondes: Clubbing bitches usually without brain

20. SLIPPERS: For your feet

21. SHOES: Fancy

22. Asians: Eastern values

23: Past time: All the time

24. One night stands: Up to 'em - count me out

25: Cell Phone: when fixed line is out-of-range

27: Smoke/Cigarette: Heart/lungs BBQ, anyone?

28. Dream: Would come true

29: COLLEGE: Private institution

30. Highschool Life: Non-stop girly giggles

31. Pajamas: Nightie

32. Stars: Comet?

33. Fitness Center: Gym

34. Alcohol: -OH

35. The word Love: Deceiving yet triumphing

36. Friends: I am a lone ranger

37. Money: Essential

38. Heartache: Broken hearted?

39. Time: =Gold

40. Divorce: Denial of children's right, if they have any

41. Dogs: Best companions

42. Pants: Upside-down

43. Parents: Naggers

44. Babies: Innocent little thing

45. Stripper: Best lure for straight but "getek" men

46. Blogs: I'm into it

47. News: Sometimes, misleading

48. Paris Hilton: Super-rich heiress who gets everything *sigh*pity-me*

49. Pizza: Gimme, gimme...

50. kleenex: Tissue paper?

I Wonder Why I Love To Do This So Much....

.:LoVe:.

Have you ever been in love? I am in love

Are you in love now... or falling in love? "Love is in the air.....lalalalala...."

Have u been cheated on? I was in rage and nearly to curse him barren

Have you cheated on someone? There's always a reason behind it

Are you in a relationship now? Unison soon...*wink*wink*

When was your last break up? Even if several guys had cheated me, good thing is it was actually never started at the first place

How many boyfriends have you had? Boyfriends not special boyfriend

Do you ever want to get married and have kids? I am already few steps towards it

Who is your first true love (even if it didn't work out)? My future husband

Do you believe in Love at first sight? Yes but is it an everlasting love, that is another question


..:So RandOm:..

Your middle name? My parents intended not to put any

Who was your 2nd grade teacher? Aunty (Teacher) Mainah

A club or a bar? None

How many siblings do you have? 50 in my perception

Single, Dating or Married??? Single but not available

Is your glass half full or half empty? What glass?

Best Friend? Do I really have any?


..::6 Inappropriate Questions::..

Have you ever skipped school? Ah huh!

Have you ever been depressed? I am

Have you ever contemplated suicide? I did ever think of doing so

Your view on homosexuality? They say it's already in their gene.... But if you're son of a janitor should you be one, too?

Your view on abortion? Even if the pregnancy is carried on and later may cause harm to both the mother and child's life? Think fast!

Have you ever been addicted to drugs? I choose not to


~~~TIME TO BE HONEST QUIZ~~~

What is ur biggest achievement in ur life? Able to choose what is wrong and right

Have u got any regrets in life? Regrets they are but those are expensive experience, too

Would u prefer a holiday in a hotel, camping or bed & breakfast? Raise your hands for camping...!!!!

Have u ever said the words "I love u"? Sing: "And I love you so....."

If u could have one super power what would it be? Influencer: world peace+green world

If u could have one wish fulfilled what would it be? I want to be a wife of the King thus Queen

Name one person who has been a big influence in ur life and why? Grandfather

What is ur favourite movie or book? Too long to be listed

When was the last time u cried and why? I am still crying

Becoming Queen of Questions

1. How old will you turn in 2009? The big 0! (it's a digit, if you're blind)

2. Do you think you'll be married by then? Definitely

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months? Going places

4. Who was the last person to call you? I'm not dead yet so calls will keep coming

5. Do you prefer call or text? Need to check my credits first

6. Do you have any pets? Canino & canina

7. What were you doing at 10.30 p. m. last night? Surfing, online of course

8. What will you be doing at 3 a. m.? Drooling in my dreams

9. When is the last time you saw your mom? She's still here, WTF

10. How many houses have you lived in? There's only 1 place you really could call home even if you had thousand of mansions

11. How many cities have you lived in? Errrr....1,2...eh 1...hmmmm

12. Do you prefer shoes, socks or bare feet? Of where are we going to?

13. Do you like coffee? Out of the list

14. What are you listening to? Sound

15. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? On the bed thank you! Never heard of sleeping under the bed

16. Do you know how to play poker? Tell me how

17. What are you thinking about right now? Brain signals

18. Any plans for this weekend? Lazying

19. Have you ever been in an ambulance? I'm curious but really, God, don't ever let me in this situation be it I'm the laying or I'm the crying

20 .Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean in rainy day, pool in sunny day

21. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Girlie stuff

22. Do you wear accessories 24 / 7? Plus the ring?

23. Who is the funniest person you know? People who cannot accept the fact that the opposition nearly took the government recently - they are not brave enough to face the anger of the nation

24. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? Yup, because we need to pay the bill unless that it's not

25. Do you wish someone was with you right now? There is always someone with me - my Guardian Angel

26. Are you mad about anything? Grrrr.....rrrooooOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!

27. What are you excited for? Discovering/having new things

Take-5 & Have A Banana Smile

Election jokes: Enjoy some humour

(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!

(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."

Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, "If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy."

The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."

(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake.

The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, no clothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!

(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed.

Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped."

Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."

(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputra cosmonauts.

Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun.

But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp.

Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!

(6) Today's election brings to mind the old Northern Ireland election slogan - "VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN"

(7) A priest is dying in a church. Before he dies, he asked for Pak La La La Lah and Khai Ri Ri Riry to be beside his deathbed. Both of them were excited at this opportunity because they thought it would be good for their image with the elections right around the corner.

At the priest's deathbed, they asked, "Father, why did you ask us to be with you on your deathbed?"

The priest replied, "Because I wanted to die like Jesus Christ. He died between two thieves, and I wanted to do the same."

Source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/79436

Must See Video - In commomerating of GE 8.3.2008

Non-Muslim Bumis Is Endangered?!

9th March, 2008
Source: http://newsabahtimes.com.my/nstweb/fullstory/16626

KOTA KINABALU: The Barisan Nasional coalition easily retained its two-thirds majority in Sabah in yesterday’s general election.

Speaking to reporters at his official residence Sri Gaya here late last night, Chief Minister Datuk Seri Musa Haji Aman expressed his gratitude to the people of Sabah for returning BN to power, and attributed BN’s big win to the people’s desire to see continued development under a BN government.

“We are the first state in the country to win a two-thirds majority in the state seats.

“The majority of the people in Sabah chose BN parties based on their confidence in the leadership of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi,” said a jubilant Musa.

Musa said the BN government will continue to work hard to bring development to the state.

Asked when he would take his oath as the next Chief Minister, Musa said he would discuss the matter with the Prime Minister and Head of State Tun Haji Ahmadshah Abdullah first.

On BN’s success in wresting back the Kuala Penyu state seat from independent candidate Datuk John Ghani, he said it shows the people of Sabah realise that only the BN government can bring development that will benefit them.

While in the peninsula the opposition made big gains and BN’s two-thirds majority looked under threat, in Sabah the state BN under Musa’s leadership repeated the good showing it showed in the 2004 election. In yesterday’s polls, it again secured 59 out of the 60 state seats and 24 out of the 25 parliamentary seats up for grabs.

BN only lost the Sri Tanjong state and Kota Kinabalu parliamentary seats.

In Kota Kinabalu, DAP’s Hiew King Cheu garnered 9,464 votes to win with a slim 106-vote majority. His rivals were PKR’s Christina Liew, who polled 9,358 votes, PBS’ Chin Tek Ming (8,420 votes) and Independent candidate Kong Yu Kiong (341 votes).

Significantly, BN wrested back the Sandakan parliamentary seat won by Independent candidate Chong Hon Min in 2004. This time around, Datuk VK Liew (LDP) polled 8297 votes to pip DAP’s Chong Chui Lin (8121 votes) and Independent Fong Vun Fui (2929 votes).

Musa, the Sabah Umno chairman, easily retained his Sungai Sibuga state seat, polling 10,570 votes to win his four-cornered fight with a comfortable majority of 7,657 votes.

His nearest rival, PKR’s Ahmad Thamrin Hj Jaini, garnered 2,913 votes, while Osman Bin Enting (Bersekutu) and Gusniah Bin Diong (Independent) managed only 291 and 295 votes respectively.

Voter turnout was 67.41% out of a total of 21,442 registered voters, comprising 74% Muslim Bumiputeras, 3.1% non-Muslim Bumiputeras, 22.5% Chinese and 0.3% others.

In the last general election, Musa won with a 6,670-vote majority out of a voter turnout of 11,351.

In the Libaran parliamentary seat, incumbent Datuk Juslie Ajirol also easily won, albeit with a reduced majority of 7,529 votes compared to 10,669 in the 2004 election. His sole challenger, PKR’s Ahmad Thamrin Hj Zaini, obtained 6,139 votes. Voter turnout was 65.33%.

Incumbent Semporna MP Datuk Mohd Shafie Apdal also won easily, garnering 19,419 votes for a bigger majority of 17,462 compared to 13,319 in 2004.

Earlier after nomination, Datuk Abdul Ghapur Salleh (Kalabakan), Tan Sri Joseph Kurup (Pensiangan), Ramlee Marhaban (Bugaya) and Datuk Zakaria Edris (Gum-Gum) had won uncontested.

In Liawan, incumbent assemblyman Datuk Sairin Karno polled 4,638 votes. His nearest challenger, Jius Awang of PKR, obtained 2,614 votes.

All the other BN component party heads also won in parliamentary seats: Datuk Joseph Pairin Kitingan (PBS), Tan Sri Bernard Dompok (Upko), Tan Sri Joseh Kurup (PBRS) and Datuk VK Liew (LDP) in Keningau, Penampang, Pensiangan and Sandakan.

Pairin also secured victory over his Tambunan state seat with a 2781-vote majority, while Dompok obtained 13,400 votes for a majority of 3,063 votes. His closest rival, Dr Edwin Bosi of PKR, garnered 10,337 votes.

In the Keningau parliamentary seat, Pairin obtained 14,598 votes to see off his two rivals, PKR’s Datuk Dr Jeffrey Kitingan (10,334 votes) and DAP’s Peter Kodou (560 votes).

SAPP deputy president Raymond Tan Shu Kiah also won in Tanjong Papat, while Sabah MCA chairman Datuk Edward Khoo polled 6,162 votes to triumph in Kapayan with a majority of 2,062 votes.

SAPP president Datuk Seri Yong Teck Lee expressed his gratitude to the people of Sabah for their support to enable the party to retain all the six seats it contested through Datuk Raymond Tan Shu Kiah (Tanjong Papat), Melanie Chia (Luyang), Datuk Liew Teck Chan (Likas), Datuk Eric Majimbun (Sepangar), Datuk Chua Soon Bui (Tawau) and Au Kam Wah (Elopura).

“We will continue to work hard for the people,” he told reporters while watching the live telecast of the election results together with SAPP leaders at the party’s headquarters at Bornion Centre in Luyang here last night.

SAPP will need to analyse the implications of the national results, he added.

Shoot....! Where are all the other non-muslim bumi voters?
Are we really going to be scarce/rare?

Yet Another.....Bring It On!

In The Past 24-Hours
1. Talk to a cute boy/girl? Where?

2. Talked to an ex? Ex doesn't exist in me

3. Miss someone? Not today

Last Person Who
4. Laid in bed with you? Tigger & Pooh

5. Last person made you cry? Me, myself & I

6. Went to the movies with? Ex-colleague

7. Went to the mall with? Self

8. Made you laugh? A guy-friend

9. Said they love you? He won't be the last cuz he supposed to be always love me

Facts About Me
10. What are you most scared of? People

11. Does anyone like you? Not everybody but there are and will always be

12. Do you like being around people? Not the pretenders and the claimers and the masked-beasts and the hypocrites = LIAR!

13. Have you cried recently? It's good for the eyes, even doctors recommend

14. Are you lonely right now? Even if I am standing with thousands of loved ones consoling, the emptiness is still there

15. Song stuck in your head? Rain and Tears

16. Have you been on radio/tv? Gee, guess I need to include that in my to-do-before-I-die list

17. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap? I like him, he likes me, but why oh why that does not make any difference

18. What time is it? 2006

19. How much cash do you have on you right now? Few pennies

20. What's your favorite food? Mum's cooking

21. Who got you to join Myspace? I took the initiative to venture on my own

22. Can you lay in your bed all day? If I'm really, really... sick that I can't even stand properly - once I was attacked by 7-big-boils where three of them were on both of my legs so I have no other choice but to be confined on bed

23. Wish someone was next to you in the morning when you wake up? If only I could see my Guardian Angels

24. What web site do you visit the most? Friendster? Or is it CARI? Maybe Perez's?

25. Do you have any plants in your room? Microsphore - that's plant to me *wink*wink* (LOL)

26. Who was the last person to talk to you? There will be always anybody to talk to

27. What is your display name about? My real name, of course

28. Where was you default picture taken? In reality

29. Honestly, if someone were to tell you how they felt, would you listen? I am indeed a good listener ^_^

30. What’s your most valued possession? My whole body and soul - Gift from Above

31. How are things going in your current relationship? More giving than taking

32. If you could go back in time, and change something would you? Go back and change my name into a proper one

33. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Like I could

General Election Day - 8th March 2008

I didn't go out to vote though. I registered.....but yeah, gov. ppl suck...BIGGEST-TIME... Clueless as where did they hid my name cause it's not in their database. But given the chance to vote, I really not sure which party to tick, politicians are all liar, liar, liar....LIARRRRRRRR!!!

A good government should be the one where its nation is with the near-zero crime rate. And they all keep on talking about development...like we're still living like tarzan. All we need dear politicians is a better and safer place to live. Not into garbage-nized country. You are killing the wildlife...you are destroying the forest..that what's you called civilization? And owh, our beloved country is turning to be the BEST-COMFY lair of criminals/crooks/beasts...

Malaysia is really into garbage-nization and all those politicians must be really proud!

I'm Always Free For This...Ah-huh!

1.Who was the person who hurt you the worst? There was? In fact, I'm the one who had been hurt so much

2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? My best friend is my future-husband and I will get to see him naked (LOL) *wink*wink*

3. Are you obsessed with someone? Someone, never. Something, yes....

4. What is the best thing about your job? Alas, am jobless

5. Do you like more than five people right now? Like them for who they are? Sure.

6. Name something that you would love to eat right now. Craving for some raw young sour mangoes dip into paste of ketchup+salt+sugar+small chillies *drooling*

8. Who was the last person to call you? There will be more calls to come

9. If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life what would it be? 23oC

11. Are you happy? Judge me

13. Who's was the last person you IM? Si Pondok

14. Are you moody? Yup and blame the trait

15. Last person you hang out with? Be my guest ^_^

16. Have you ever tried to get back with an ex? I don't have ex in my life chronology

17. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house? HA-HA-HA-HUH?

19. Have you ever gone camping? I like camping

20. Do you love someone? Is it really love? Perhaps...

21. Have you ever gone to a nude beach? Don't even dare to wear a bikini

22. Have you ever had a stalker? Palis-palis!!!

23. Who was the last person to make you mad? Norbert. And he'll always will.

24. Are you thirsty? I can find my way, thanks

25. Are you listening to music? What are you listening to? Nope. I'm just listening to sound.

26. What do you do before bed? Read some Doraemon comic until he and Nobita come through the drawer

27. Have you ever lied to your parents? Nobody's an angel

30. Who do you miss? Myself - way back when I was thinner

31. Where are your siblings right now? They are really too old for a nanny

32. Last person you kissed other than family? I shall kiss again

33. Name five things you did today? Breathing, thinking, consuming, friendstering and blogging

34. Last person who you called? Who's the person I will never call again?

36. What are you doing tomorrow? Staying insane

37. Are you on a laptop or a desktop? Either way, I don't want to be any get broken

38. What is your mood? I'm in blue

39. Is anyone jealous of you? Could be - but what to be jealous at anyway - I'm not even SOMEBODY

40. When is the last time you gave a gift? All the time

41. Where were you 2 hours ago? Moving with time

42. What were you doing last night? Nothing peculiar

43. What does your hair look like right now? Look like been combed when actually it doesn't

44. Has anyone ever used you? Of course - I need to learn 'that' talent, too

45. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend? Only guys

47. Is your hair naturally curly, or straight? Natural rebonding

48. Who were you last in a car with? I don't even have a car

49. What are you looking forward to? Some happy moments

50. What did you do last Valentine's Day? Nothing romantic

Gimme' More!

1.Have you ever said, you would never love again? Without love, there's no faith, my dear...remember this

2.Is there anything bothering you right now? Money...who doesn't

3.Is there something you wanna let go off? Vengeance

4.Do the old songs you had in your past really remind you of the memories? Absolutely - it brings me right back to the time when I was younger

5.How important is trust?? It keeps you going for more and doing better ~ it motivates

6.How do you forget someone? By remembering somebody else

7.Is crying a sign of weakness? It's a sign of living - that's why a newborn must cry

8.Do you always regret? Regret? Sometimes, but I keep telling myself not to. If it's good, it's memory. If it's bad, it's experience.

9. Do you find your ex gf/bf good looking? I am looking at Shrek but this time he's not green (LOL) and owh, he doesn't feed me with rat though

10.What will you do if you're stuck in the elevator with someone you don't like? I pretend she-he's not there

13.Have you ever wanted someone but you can’t have him/her? Yeah, like me wanting Prince Albert of Monaco but of course I could only dream......*sigh*

14.Have you ever said I love you but you lied? It's easier to say I-don't-love-you right on their face

15.Would you ever want to go back in the past? I really want to go back, even if it's only in my dream

16.Do you really wanna please everybody? To even the people I dislike included?

17.Is waiting ever okay? I hate waiting but nevertheless I keep on waiting anyway

18.Right now, where do you wanna be? Nowhere

19. When is enough, enough? When it started to make me sick

20. What are you so sick and tired of? Waiting!

21.What made you smile today? I'm in the blue today

22.Is looking good important? Looking good since you're not good looking, eh?

23. Do you listen to love songs when you’re down? I rather play computer game instead

24.What are you thankful of? That I am normal. Live peacefully. With food always laid on the table. The way much better than certain unlucky people. On top of that, because God loves me even though I always run away from Him?

25. Do you believe in forever? As in immortality? I believe in God forever...

26. What are your plans for the weekend? Baking or maybe making ice cream....

27.Do you say sorry first? Depends. But if somebody falls down the stairs and I just happen to be right behind her-him, I shouldn't say sorry first right away, right? Even though I do feel sorry to her-him.

28.Do you believe that married couples should still go out on a date? With each other or other else?

29.Has someone promised you something and broke it? Always - that the BIGGEST-TIMEBOMB problem with Norbert

Afternoon Naps

Many work cultures would normally frown upon an afternoon nap, as it is viewed as laziness. But in countries such as Spain and Argentina, afternoon naps or siestas are a cultural norm.

Researchers have been studying the effect of the practice and found that humans are naturally programmed for naps. Studies show that both alertness and drowsiness will decrease, respectively, after 8-hours of waking.

A study performed in Greece shows that people who nap regularly have a 37% reduced chance of suffering heart attacks, compared to those who don't. Researchers believe it is due to the drop in blood pressure and heart rate, that allow the body to reduce stress and make repairs.

But every person has a different nap time. Some require only 10 to 20 minutes, while others may need a full hour to receive the same benefit. So the next time you are caught taking a nap after lunch, tell them the doctor advised it.



Quoted from Jumboplay March Edition Newsletter

Here We Go Again....

1. What's so good about the person you like? Family value attitude

2. So where's your dad? With my mum

3. Do you drive yet? Soon, baby

4. How do you feel about racism? Any politician's best friend

5. Who's the sexiest person alive? Me...! ME! Meeeeeeee!

6. Who was the last person you talked to on MSN or AIM? Nobody

8. Name a song that reminds you of old memories? I Swear by All-4-One ~reminds me of Science Camp 1994 in Kinabalu Park World Heritage Site

I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky,
And I swear like the shadow that's by your side

I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my part
Cause I stand beside you through the years
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I make mistakes
I'll never break your heart

And I swear by the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side I'll be there
For better or worse
Till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear

I'll give you every thing I can
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
We'll hang some memories on the wall
And when (and when) just the two of us are there
You won't have to ask if I still care
Cause as the time turns the page
My love won't age at all

And I swear (I swear) by the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there (I'll be there)
I swear (and I swear) like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there (I'll be there)

For better or worse
Till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear

And I swear (I swear) by the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there (I'll be there)
I swear (and I swear) like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there (I'll be there)

For better or worse (better or worse)
Till death do us part I'll love you
With every single beat of my heart
I swear I swear I swear

9. Do you like the color gray? As in grey hair? NOOOoooooooo!

10. Is there someone you really can't stop thinking about? I do

11. Look outside, how's the weather? The sky is leaking

12.Are you jealous of anyone right now? I am jealous with the European royalty

13. Did you ever think someone didn't like you, but came find out they really did once it was too late? Huh, those were the days of schoolgirls heyday

14. Last time you didn't tell the truth? I will always be - doesn't mean I'm liar la...

15. Name something great that happened today. I am still breathing

16.Do you regret doing something today? Never regret. If it's good, it's memory. If it's bad, it's experience.

18. When you think of the rainbow, what color pops in your head? Colourful!

19. Do you believe in aliens? Yes but not in the shape and arrival like in tv

20. Where would you like to be? With loved ones around

21. What is the worst thing your parents could do to you? Treating and blaming you like you just assasinated the Prime Minister

22.Have you been happy recently? Am I?

23. Do you like receiving balloons on your birthday? Please don't. It symbolizes temporariness to me.

24. Math, English, Science, or Social Studies? I studied 'em all and you can't even make a choice either

25. What are you currently listening to? Sound

26. Do you have Limewire? Deleted - it's provirus

30.Is lying ever acceptable? Physically

31. What was the last movie you watched? I keep on watching

32. Name someone who has turned your life around at some point? Who's the guy?

33. How's your heart lately? Still pumping

34. The person you dislike gets killed by a train, how do you react? Honestly, no feeling at all but reaction? ~ "So, she thought she's going to heaven?"

35. Who is always on your mind no matter what? Loved ones so does my hatred ones

36. Was today a good day? Peaceful & quiet=good

37. Name a class that you really dislike? I hate drawing

39. Do you collect anything? Memories

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? CARI.com.my gossipers

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Never did

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Yup, it's to minimize the contact of the sugar to your teeth, they say

43. What does your last text message say? Like I'm going to tell

44. Do you like hot sauce? Bring it on!

45. Last time you took a shower? I will still do in the future

46. Do you need to do laundry? Who wears their clothes once in a lifetime?

47. What is you heritage? Value

48. Are you someone's best friend? I don't think so

More Questions!

1.Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? You exaggerate too much

2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? Whose?

3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Last time

4.Congratulations! You just had a son.What's his name? Noel

5.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name? Neve

6.What are you craving right now? Young sour mangoes eaten raw with paste of ketchup+salt+sugar+fresh small chillies (it's the sign of PMS)

7.What was the last thing you cried about? Watched Screening Humanity - when Seol has to give away one of her cow cause it doesn't produce milk anymore (I understand the feeling very well)

8.When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it? The cashier won't keep it either so better take it and give them as church offering. In other country it worths much.

9.What color is your tissue box? Even if I do have one, it'll absolutely won't be in monotonous colour

10.Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan? Yes and yes (LOL)

11.What is the last voice mail you received about? It won't last, there will be more to come

12.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year? Going home late night walking alone

13.What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? Sparkling wine and more variation to come

14.Are you happy right now? Am I?

15.Do you drink beer? No thanks

16.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? I used to do this when we're really young but my siblings were really smart(LOL)

17.Which do you prefer? Dark or light jeans? Dark

18.What was the last movie you watched at home? Beautiful Rivals

19.What is in your pocket? I don't have one right now

20.Where do you hurt? Check your grammar first - I don't get you ;-P

A Politician VERSUS Hell or Heaven

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it' s time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours passed by with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I am better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election......Today you voted."

Quoted in the midst of the General Election 2008 heat

Doing It Again

1. Where is the person you need most right now? Here and there

2. What's your full name? The-one that my parent put on my birth certificate

4. Where will you be 12 hours from now? To slumberland

5. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated? Try me

6. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow? Underwear+innerwear+outerwear

7.Where's your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/homie at? Surviving/striving/strifing=succeeding

8. Are you on a desktop or laptop? Desktop

9. Does anyone hate you for no reason? Anytime and everywhere

10. Can you make yourself cry? That's between me, myself and I

11. What are you planning to do today? I'm already here

12. Play an instrument? Be my guest! (LOL) Expect the unexpected though (LOL)

13. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Can I?

14. What are your favorite colors? Pastel colours

15. Have you ever had your nails done? Read D-I-Y

16. Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now? There...at 'kadai'..

17. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an R? Me, myself and R - my initial

18. Have you ever been to Mexico? Take me....me.., me.., me...! ME!!!

19. What are you doing tomorrow? Stay alive and live...!

20. Are you easily confused? Admit it, I'm a slow learner but not that under-average IQ kinda gal

21. Do you think you would make a good wife/husband? The dream of every straight man

22. What's your favorite kind of ice cream? Taste like vanilla

25. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap? It never even started

27. What color are your socks? Silky and transparent - waterproof & last for a lifetime (it's my skin, silly)

28. Where were you at 8am this morning? Snoozing tightly

29. Do you fall for people easily? Holy cow - am not that cheap

30. Everything happens for a reason? Yes and no

31. Have you ever dated someone more than once? I have been dating him for always

32. Who have you texted in the last 24 hours? Somebody, someone, anybody and anyone.

33. Last thing you got in the mail? Snail mail or email

36. Do you find members of the opposite sex confusing? I find the same sex more insulting

38. What are you listening to right now? Sound

39. How has the weekend been? Felt like weekday

40. What do you like about the person you like? He worries me

41. Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't? Yes. "Someday you'll get old and die eventually, then you'll rot but your place in Heaven has not been secured even though you claim you've achieved a great position in career, made huge money and done donation to people you so-called poor

42. What is your biggest turn off? Pretender

43. Why did you and your last boyfriend/girlfriend break up? Never

45. Do you prefer being single or taken? Single but not available

46. Who is your best friend and why? Never think of it

47. Are you in love with anyone right now? Sing: "Love is in the air...lalalalala...."

48. Last person to say 'I love you' to you? There's no such last person - he had, he has and he will

49: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Mmmuahhh...muah! Muaaaaaah!!!!

50. Do you like anyone right now? Likable or not, that is not the question....hihihi ;-p