Stardust

Suda tingu Stardust - donlod online jak...bukan pn siok tomod..buring jg here and there. Pas 2 byk ikut2 style Harry Potter - I think shooting location mmg tpt Harry Potter shoot jg pn. Pas 2 Claire Danes mcm nda ngam jak jadi the star - indada charisma dia 2, cold jak dia py acting...patut bg c Kristin Kreuk ka, Claire Forlani ka...sb muka c Claire Danes pyla rigid! Dua jam ninguk mcm 5 jam jak, bgs lg tu budak2 sana Harry Potter balakon lg idup lakonan derang. Tp c Sienna Miller sana btl2 gaya slut - on film or reality sama jak dia - SLUT! No wonder kana bg watak sampingan yg 1,2 kali jak kuar

Yg ganjil mo 20 thn berlalu some characters sana nda pdi berubah...especially yg penjaga 'The wall' tu & mama c Tristan...pas 2 baju pn itu2 kunu nda pdi kuyak/luntur/rumomuk

Nda jgla rugi nda tgu d cinema, nasib sd tingu online, klu nda rugi beli DVD dia...

P/s Jan blame sa nda tgu d cinema or buy ori DVD, filem jenis ni mmg bukan masterpiece pn - no value to keep for the sake of collectible

Politics Makes Me Prejudice

Anwar Ibrahim sodomised Saiful Bukhari vs Najib Abdul Razak had anal intercourse with Altantuya Shariibu?
How long should these sodomy allegation must torture our mind?
And if they truly are indeed bisexual shouldn't they seek treatment?
And if those allegations are just politic conspiracy shouldn't they supposed to be ashamed they betray the people's mandate to rule the country?

But I can smell something is fishy looking those photos of Saiful Bukhari after his police report. How can somebody look so confident and proud if it's true he was sodomised? Isn't he supposed to appear traumatized and humiliated? Looks like this Saiful boy is really a great actor!

Why oh why..you politicians should keep messing around like those kindergarten kids quarelling for some stumpy crayons!

Ikut-ikut dan Diikut-ikut Tapi Tia Terikut-Ikut

01. Your name : Ruzi
02. Hobbies : Creativity
03. Gender : Female
04. Religion : I-believe-in-karma
05. School/work : School of Lifetime/Freelance
06. Height : My-dignity
07. Horoscope : Cancer
08. Skin Color : Fair
09. Email : ruz_i@yahoo.com
10. Your no hp : 016-XXXXXXX
11. Hair color : Brownish-black
12. Eye colour : Dark brown
13. Hair length : Tiara-of-mine
14. Right or left handed : Right handed
15. Status : Single but not available
16. Eye shape : Big and snobbish
17. Last 3 digit of your mobile no : XXX
18. When is your Birthday : 1st July
19. Fav.Song : Nature
20. Fav. Film : Studio Ghibli's
21. Tried smoking : Good Lord!
22. Drink alcohol : Few sips
23. Been hurt emotionally : Really, really deep till I question the meaning of my existence
24. Kept a secret from anyone: There's nothing so confidential about me
25. Been on stage : Yes
[ [ Favorites ] ]
26. Color : Gold, yellow & peach
27. Food : Cheesecakes
28. Club : Belong to nobody
29. Number : 3 & 7
30. Cartoons : Studio Ghibli's
31. Actor : How do I explain all these animation characters?
32. Song : Nature
33. Movie : -Refer above-
34. Subject : English, Literature, Social Studies & Biology
35. Band : A group of chicadas?
[ [ Rite now , , , ] ]
36. Wearing : T-shirt & pant
37. Hairstyle : Comb or uncombed, you won't notice
38. Looking at: Subjects
39. Thinking of : Words
40. Listening to : Sound
41. Love : = F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
42. Faith : Optimist
43. Yourself : Whatever
44. Ghost : Ghost of envy
45. Angels : Angels of patience
[ [ in the Last 24 hours , , , ] ]
46. Worn jeans : Nope
47. Cleaned your room : Nope
48. Cried : In my heart
49. Met someone new : In my imagination
50. Last person I talk to on the phone : Norbert
[ [ love life ] ]
51. Do you believe in love : Love is Life
52. Have a secret admirer : Anyone?
53. Do you wanna get married : Sooner
55. How old you wanna be when you get married : Old enough to raise children
56. How old you wanna be when you have your kid : Young enough to understand them
57. How many kids do you want : The less the merrier
58. Would you have kids before marriage : Nope
59. Do you have a crush : Yup
60. What do you want most in a relationship : Security
61. Pink or Black : Depends
62. Kiss or hug : Hug
63. Summer or winter : Winter
64. Sunny or rainy : Rainy
65. Chocolate or vanilla : Vanilla
66. Hanging out or chilling : Hanging out to chill
67. Music or TV : Music
68. Hamburger or Pizza : Pizza
69. Smile or Laughing : Laughing
70. Sleeping or eating : Eating
71. McDonald's or KFC : KFC
72. Silver or gold : Gold
73. Sunset or sunrise : Sunrise
74. On phone or in person : Vis-a-vis
75. Diamonds or Pearls : Diamonds
76. Adidas or puma : None
77. Band members or models: No one
78. Local or international Artist : International
79. Sneakers or boots : Sneakers
80. Jack Daniels or Chivas Regal : Err, Chivas Regal?
81. Dunhill or Marlboro : None
82. Clubbing or live music : Live Music
83. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt : *sigh*
84. Angelina Jolie or Kate Hudson: Angelina Jolie
85. Colossal/epic or romantic comedy : Colossal/epic
86. BMW or Ferrari : Ferrari
88. Incubus or maroon 5 : Both sucks
90. Long haired or bald : Just the standard haircut, plz
91. Pop or rock : Pop rock
92. Beach or mountain : Mountain
95. Nokia or Ericsson : Nokia
96. 311 or Hoobastank : Who are they?
97. Asia or America : Asia
98. Tattoo or piercing : Get 'em out of my sight, NOW!
99. Asia or Europe : Europe
100.Asking / answering : Asking the answering

Things Only Mom Can Teach

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
“Just wait until your father gets home.”

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
“You are going to get it when we get home!”

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you… Don’t talk back to me!”

My Mother taught me LOGIC:
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”

My Mother taught me ESP:
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

My Mother taught me about SEX:
“How do you think you got here?”

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
“You’re just like your father.”

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.
Then you’ll see what it’s like.”

My mother taught me RELIGION:
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

My mother taught me IRONY:
“Keep crying and I’ll *give* you something to cry about.”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
“Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!”

My mother taught me about STAMINA:
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is finished.”

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
“It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t Exaggerate!!

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
“Stop acting like your father!”

My mother taught me about ENVY:
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

All About Eve

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee

1. Joyful, joyful, we adore thee,
God of glory, Lord of love;
hearts unfold like flowers before thee,
opening to the sun above.
Melt the clouds of sin and sadness;
drive the dark of doubt away.
Giver of immortal gladness,
fill us with the light of day!

2. All thy works with joy surround thee,
earth and heaven reflect thy rays,
stars and angels sing around thee,
center of unbroken praise.
Field and forest, vale and mountain,
flowery meadow, flashing sea,
chanting bird and flowing fountain,
call us to rejoice in thee.

3. Thou art giving and forgiving,
ever blessing, ever blest,
well-spring of the joy of living,
ocean depth of happy rest!
Thou our Father, Christ our brother,
all who live in love are thine;
teach us how to love each other,
lift us to the joy divine.

4. Mortals, join the mighty chorus
which the morning stars began;
love divine is reigning o'er us,
binding all within its span.
Ever singing, march we onward,
victors in the midst of strife;
joyful music leads us sunward,
in the triumph song of life.

Recipe

Chicken Breast with Tobasco Bell Pepper Sauce

Bahan-bahan ( 2 Orang makan )

* -Ayam-
* 1/2 kg atau 2 keping Dada ayam
* Tepung Gandum
* Lada Hitam
* Garam
* -Sauce-
* 35g butter
* 1 biji Bell Pepper-potong dadu
* 1/2 sudu kecil tobasco sauce
* 1 cawan stok ayam
* 1 biji bawang besar-potong dadu
* Lada Hitam
* Garam

Cara-cara

1. Tabur Lada Hitam dan garam ke atas ayam. Biar selama 30minit.
2. Salut ayam dengan tepung gandum.
3. Panaskan frying pan dengan sedikit minyak, goreng ayam bila minyak dah panas.
4. Sementara ayam tengah masak, panaskan sauce pan, masuk butter. Ayam tadi jangan lupa! kalau dah brown bleh set aside.
5. Butter dah cair, goreng bawang, bell pepper, stok ayam, tobasco sauce, lada hitam dan garam.
6. Tuang kan sauce atas ayam td...

Black Pepper Chicken Chop
Bahan-bahan ( 2 orang )

* *UNTUK DIPERAP*
* 2 paha ayam (kalo suke, debone kan. kalo malas, biar je tulang nye)
* 2 ulas bawang putih (cincang)
* 1 cm halia (cincang)
* 1/2 sudu teh serbuk lada hitam
* 2 sudu besar sos cili
* 1 sudu besar sos tomato
* 1 sudu besar sos Lee & Perrins
* 1 sudu besar kicap manis
* 1 sudu besar kicap masin
* 1 sudu besar sos tiram
* 1 sudu besar madu
* garam secukup rasa
* *SOS BLACK PEPPER*
* 1/2 botol sos lada hitam
* 2-3 sudu besar sos tiram
* 3-4 cendawan butang (cincang)
* 1/2 biji bawang besar (cincang)
* garam/gula secukup rasa

Cara-cara

1. gaulkan ayam dengan bahan perapan dan biarkan semalaman. Cucuk-cucukkan ayam dengan garfu supaya bahan perapan dpt diserap dengan elok.
2. selepas diperap semalaman, sediakan non-stick pan untuk tujuan menggoreng ayam. Goreng dengan minyak yg sedikit saja dan tutupkan pan sehingga ayam dah separuh masak.
3. balik-balikkan ayam sehingga masak (tapi jgn terlalu masak agar ayam tetap juicy).
4. lebihan bahan perapan tadi boleh la dijadikan sos utk dituangkan ke atas ayam yg dah siap.
5. tapi kalo rase tak cukup je sos marinate tu, boleh sediakan sos black pepper nya spt yang tertera di atas.
6. caranya dengan memasak bahan2 sos black pepper selama satu minit dan adjust la kepekatannya dengan menambah sedikit air, garam dan gula secukup rasa.

Chicken Chop
Bahan-bahan ( 7 org makan )

* salut thigh join chicken tu dgn telur dan golek dlm bread crumb, goreng smp kekuningan atau smp ayam dah masak ok...
* Roux - ni untuk pekatkan kuah black pepper tu.. Ingredients: 3 sudu butter, 5-6 sudu tepung gandum
* Black Pepper Sauce ... Bawang besar - dicincang, Bawang putih - dicincang , Lada hitam - dikisar, Sos tiram, HP bbq sauce Honey, Kicap pekat - 2 sudu, Garam, 4 sudu ROUX, Air
* Sautee Vegetables... Carrot, Brocolli Air + Ketulan ais, Bawang besar - hiris Butter, Serbuk black pepper

Cara-cara

1. Roux - Cairkan butter, kacau cepat2 tepung gandum smp jd bergumpal..Siap...
2. Black Pepper Sauce 1. Tumis bahan cincang, masukkan lada hitam, sos tiram, bbq sauce dan honey..kacau smp masak. 2. Masukkan kicap pekat dan air. Biar didih.. 3. Masukkan ROUX dan kacau smp pekat..ikut la nak pekat camane ok...siap..
3. Sautee Vege 1. Celur sayur2 dlm lebih kurang 1 minit, tos dan cpt2 masukkan dlm air ais tu... 2. Tumis bawang dgn butter, masukkan sayur2, kacau cepat2, gaul dgn black pepper..

Chicken pepper steak
Bahan-bahan ( 2 org makan )

* 2 kpg isi ayam(bah Dada yang siap dilapah)
* sos lada hitam
* -mayonis
* -mushroom(ikut selera)
* -1 sudu teh serbuk lada
* -minyak masak/jagung
* -2 sudu butter
* -4 ulas bawang putih di cincang
* hiasan
* -kentang goreng
* -timun
* -tomato

Cara-cara

1. Ayam:- perapkan isi ayam dengan lada hitam ,sos lea &Perrins dan minyak jagung. Biarkan selama 15 minit
2. Kuah:- Tumiskan bawang puth yg dicincang dengan butter
3. masukkan mushroom dan biarkan dalam 4 minit
4. kemudian masukkan lada hitam yang diblend bersama mayonis
5. untuk menambahkan aroma masukkan sesudu teh sos lea&perrins dan sedikit susu cair
6. biarkan mendidih dan tuangkan keatas ayam yang siap dibakar
7. hiaskan steak anda dengan kentang goreng,tomato,timun

Ayam Paprik
Bahan-bahan ( 2 orang )

* 1/2 ekor ayam
* [ Bahan kisar ]
* 1 inci kunyit
* 2 batang serai
* 10 biji cili padi
* 3-4 ulas bawang putih
* 1 inci lengkuas
* sedikit belacan
* [ Bahan hias ]
* 4 helai daun limau purut
* 1/2 biji bawang besar dihiris nipis
* sedikit garam, gula dan perisa
* 1 keping asam keping

Cara-cara

1. Bersih ayam dan potong kecik-kecik. Lumurkan dengan sedikit garam.
2. Goreng ayam sehingga separuh masak
3. Tumis bahan-bahan yang dikisar sehingga garing
4. Masukkan ayam, asam keping, daun limau purut, bawang besar, garam, gula dan perisa serta sedikit air.
5. Masak sehingga ayam masak sepenuhnya

Rosemary Lemon Chicken Grilled
Bahan-bahan ( 4 org makan )

* 1 ekor ayam sederhana
* 2 biji lemon
* 3 sudu rosemarry (kering,blh dibeli dikedai)
* 3 ulas bawang putih
* 3 sudu minyak zaitun (olive oil)
* sedikit garam

Cara-cara

1. Lemon direbus sehingga lembut kulitnya.
2. Selepas itu ambil lemon yang direbus tadi cucuk cucuk kan dengan garfu dan sumbatkan lemon tersebut didalam ayam tadi.
3. Bawang putih ditumbuk bersama rosemarry sehingga lumat.
4. Gaulkan bahan yang ditumbuk tadi dengan minyak zaitun dan sedikit garam.
5. Lumurkan bahan yg digaul tadi pada ayam dan biarkan selama 15 minit sebelum dibakar
6. Bakar dalam oven selama 1 jam atau sehingga ayam masak.

Daging beefsteak
Bahan-bahan ( 3-4 orang makan )

* 1/2 kilo daging batang pinang
* 3 sudu besar tomato sos
* 3 sudu besar cili sos
* 3 susu besar sos tiram
* 3 sudu besar kicap manis
* 1 biji telur
* serbuk lada putih
* sayur campur untuk dimasuk dalam kuah
* 2 biji kentang potong ikut suka
* bawang, minyak

Cara-cara

1. Goreng kentang, angkat.
2. Daging potong nipis kemudian ketuk-ketukkan dgn pisau biar lagi nipis.
3. Dalam mangkuk Campurkan semua sos tadi, telur yang sudah diketuk dan lada putih. kacau sebati, masukkan daging peramkan sekejap dalam 5 min.
4. Panaskan sedikit minyak, goreng daging tadi hingga garing kemudian angkat.
5. Tumis bawang, masukkan lebihan bahan peram daging tadi, sayur campur, kentang goreng dan daging goreng tadi. Kacau sekejap, angkat dan hidang. (kalau nak kuah lebih tambahkan air sedikit jangan lupa letak garam sikit takut tawar). Makan panas2 sedap.

Stir Fried Black Pepper Beef
Bahan-bahan ( 4 org )

* 200g daging batang pinang- potong nipis
* 2 st lada hitam-tumbuk kasar
* 1 inci halia- potong memanjang
* 3 sb sos tiram
* 1 sb kicap
* 1/2 st gula
* 1 labu bawang besar- potong bulat
* 1 st tepung jagung
* Air

Cara-cara

1. Perap daging dengan lada hitam dan gula.
2. Panaskan 2 sudu minyak dlam kuali. masukkan halia. Kacau.
3. Masukkan daging yg diperap td. Kacau shg daging masak.
4. Masukkan pula sos tiram dgn sedikit air. masukkan kicap. Tunggu shg daging empuk.
5. Kacau tepung jagung dgn air. Tuang bancuhan dalam kuali. Kacau.
6. Masukkan hirisan bawang. Tutup api dan angkat untuk dihidang.

Beef Steak
Bahan-bahan ( 4 org )

* 4 keping daging
* 1/2 cawan jus halia
* 1/2 cawan air bawang putih
* 4 sudu besar lada hitam (dikisar atau boleh beli sos nya)
* 4 biji ubi kentang (dibuang kulit dan rebus)
* 10 biji tomato ceri
* beberapa helai daun salad
* black pepper sos
* 340 gm cili sos, 200 gm tomato sos
* 2 sudu kecil gula
* 6 cawan stok daging
* 6 ulas bawang putih, 5 cm halia (dikisar halus)
* cara membuat sos nya:- 1. tumis halia bersama bawang putih, kemudian masukkan sos cili, sos tomato, garam, gula & stok daging.
* untuk pekat kuah masukkan sedikit bancuhan tepung jagung.

Cara-cara

1. 1. keping daging diperap dengan jus halia, air bawang putih dan serbuk lada hitam selama 30 mins
2. panaskan kuali dan goreng daging yang diperap tadi tanpa minyak
3. setelah masak angkat dan masukkan didalam pinggan, hiaskan dgn tomato, ubi kentang & daun salad dan tuangkan sos black pepper diatas steak.

Daging blackpepper

Bahan-bahan ( 5 org makan )

* 250gm daging-dihiris
* 2 ulas bawang putih cincang
* 1 sudu besar kicap manis
* 1 sudu besar sos tiram
* 1 sudu besar lada hitam ditumbuk
* 1/2 biji capsicum
* 1 pokok daun bawang potong 1 in
* 1/2 biji bawang besar-dipotong2
* 1 biji tomato-dipotong2
* 2in halia dihiris panjang2
* sedikit air, garam(jika perlu)

Cara-cara

1. Tumis bawang putih, masukkan daging dan lada hitam. Biar daging empuk sedikit. jika perlu masuk air sedikit.
2. Masukkan sos tiram, kicap, capsicum, bawang besar, daun bawang, tomato, halia dan sedikit air.
3. Gaul sebati, rasakan garam dan angkat.

Courtesy of myresipi.com

10 Signs You Are The New Age Seventh-day Adventist

1. You try as much as you can to attend the service every single Sabbath but when in uni you never even bother to ask your professor if you can skip the Saturday class although knowing the professor is a very flexible and considerate person

2. The elders give you that sharp-look when you wear make-up or mini-skirt to church service but their own spouse wears the brightest red cheap lipstick/nail polish.

3. All those don'ts/never/shall not rules only applies to food. Not in terms of material. As the member with posiest car will be treated like prophet even if they reach church at 11 am (not even enough to get the seat heated cause by the time they managed to find available seat, the sermon has already finished).

4. Seventh-day Adventist is your faith up until you finish your tertiary education, then you get 'the-job' you can convert and forget your blood-faith according to which denomination is your future-husband.

5. You were brought up to be moderate but when you grew up all you want is a spouse with the most material asset even though his/her background is similar to that criminal resume - you do not even want to know if your fiancee is the famous slut cause your reputable match-maker uncle recommend her to you nor if that fiance of yours is a Bangla with unknown background. Plus, you are willing to do anything including blasphemy to your former faith as long as you have the biggest bungalow, posiest+highest car, heaps of credit card or in one word = MATERIALISTIC.

6. Even on your wedding day that protruding belly of your out-of-wedlock unborn is not at all something to shame for as long as you have a government-job to boast. And don't worry, you are so dignified by the whole villagers. And oh yes, you are encouraged to look down to those unlucky-jobless, too and of course treating others like they know nothing. You would also don't need any friends cause you are now the noble aka one-of-a-kind circle of people, all you have to do when there is any function in the neighbourhood is to show up less than 1 minute that by someone is asking about you, you and your royal family have already left the spot. But if your are single, all you need to do is to announce that you only stop by for a minute because ("the chopper will fetch you") you need to depart for KK in any second when in fact it is only 1130am and to KK it only takes about 1-hour & 30-minutes. Besides, like you don't aware that in Sabah the sun only sets around 6pm

7. The guys would always want to tackle the most beautiful (teacher is the most choice) girl although he is just a "pindik-pindik tagap" (short+plumpy) rubber tapper

8. That it is okay to humiliate others in public just because you finally at last succeeded in impregnated your wife after 8 years trying to death

9. That being the most succesful so-called the most religious church member is by showing your yesterday-just-out-new-limited-edition 4WD, the biggest LV handbag you can drag, the longest gold-ring you can throt along your ring-finger, the out-of-the-universe-seem-to-look-leather-purse to show when you open it to take money for the offerings, the ringgit note which have the effect of others gawking to you with envy, the skimpiest dress you can wear-if possible, wear only once in a lifetime, yada..yada...yada...

10. Brag that your child is the cutiest, with the most unique name, cries the loudest!

"...but we're just a bunch of ppl who appreciate the soil to benefits of those lupa daratan, the real "inda sedar diri" kinda ppl...yg sangatla x sedar there's more 2 life than just posh cars, skyhigh apartment, clubbing....high heels...gucci, christian dior,bla..bla...cuba klu org tanam padi juz to feed the family but not 4 commercial....adala yg btl2 jadi org putih x makan nasi but ubi gantang....ja...than rice ni is luxury food....padan muka derang....abis x sedar diri, sepala yg mo supply derang rice klu bukan these humble farmers...siurang x pa, siurang suda besa tanam padi..."

Those lines were written couple years ago, yet I still remember 'em when the price of rice went up recently. See...I'm not exaggerating! It is true......idiotssssss....padan muka sepa yg beli beras...shame on you! Pigila bali ubi gantang mcm bilang c Pak Lah yg logodop tu...biar padi yg kami tanam ni, kami2 jak makan...cakap urang malas kunu...sepa tu kaling tu yg ckp Sabahan ni malas....kamula malas, rajin kutuk urang jak kamu...bgs balik India la....sana sinang btul tu cari makan....eh...yakan, kalu d sana kamu nda payah makan nasi pn nda pa....abis sana mkn ruti sanai jakkk....tapi tapung gandum pn mahal o, padi pn nda pdi tanam, nikan pla gandum....bah..butul kali ahhh, next 50 years, kamu tinggal makan pil jak....kami yg tanam padi ni jak la ada luxury mo makan serving properly...abis mo jimat kos beli barang katakan...nah baru ko nda tau sepa malas, sepa rajin skg ni...tula tu kamu buduh btl.....besala kalu terlebih makan tomato sama bawang putih...

Lawrish & Freclee's Wedding

18.5.2008 is the date...congratulations to the newlyweds!

I was the unofficial photographer on behalf of my cuzzy and there's this annoying selfish lady who was also taking photographs in front of my position. Initially, other photographers was taking the classic position - standing in front near the altar - so I was opted to find another position/angle in order to avoid the already crowded photographers, which was in a kneeling-position near the pew instead. I was the only one doing the position when a lady imitated me but she was still remain in her spot. Then all in a sudden, another ugly (because of her attitude) lady moved from her position near the altar right in front of me - hey...where's your digicam's powerful zoom! You already saw me there, yet you intruded me spot! Stoopidddd pain-in-the-ass lady. My shots were perfect if only she didn't rudely got onto my way and interrupted the image with her camera's loooooooooooooonggggggggg.....string! What's the point of using a digi-camera when you didn't even knew its function, get a manual one lah! Next time, if somebody ask me to snap photos, better equipped me with a DSLR one so I don't need to run around and get others bump onto me and rudely-ruin my shots yeah...

On The Spur of The Moment

Soundtrack of My Life

At my funeral, they'll play
Somewhere Over The Rainbow (Israel Kamakawiwo'ole)

When I was born, they should've played
Vincent (Starry, Starry Night) (Don McLean)

When I was conceived, they should have been playing
Joy Is The Flag

The song that was/will be playing when I met/meet the love of my life
You Complete My Soul (Marc Terenzi)

My favorite song to dance to is
..................

When I'm in the shower I sing
....................

In my wedding vows, I will include the lyrics from
Cherish The Treasure (John Mohr) & I Will Be Here (Steven Curtis Chapman)

My family is like the song
...............

My last words will be the lyrics from
Rain and Tears (Demis Roussos)

The album I would need on a desert island
SDA Church Hymnal

To cheer myself up I play
Zoom (Fat Larry's Band)

When my heart is broken I play
In God's Green Pastures

When I wanna rock out I play
................

On my deathbed I'll be playing
Amazing Grace

When I squash my enemies I'm listening to
Ode To Joy (Beethoven)

Long Time No Questions!

1. Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Always...either me carried away by the current or they get carried away

2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
I still am - it does't want to leave me! It tortures my sanity

3. How is life going for you right now?
Fine, I guess. Well, in terms of mental state but it slowly decays

4. Who can you tell everything to?
None...but Jesus, the Angels....and Lucifer

5. Last words you spoke?
Rubbish! (I was swearing to hell to a goofball!)

6. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with an S?
Hmmmm....si Sayang?

7. How do you feel about gay marriage?
Don't ask me, ask how God would feel instead - damn the world

8. What is the next concert you're going to?
Going to the never-there concert

9. Can you play guitar?
Nope, I'm never good with my hands thus it make me pathetic in instrumental, I even break lab apparatus all in the sudden

10. Do you like someone?
Like, is not the question: prefer is

11. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm in a 20 degree Celcius

12. Is any part of your body sore?
My feeling

13. Who is your last text from?
They want to stop texting? WTF

14. What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
We don't have theaters here. Perhaps I should open one. I'm really good in business.

15. What do you currently hear right now?
Sound, of course

16. Who did you last share a bed with?
I shall always share

17. What do you think of the person you took this from?
He/she is forgetful - that's why he/she keeps asking the same, lame questions. And I am the biggest idiot cuz responding to this

18. How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Old enough to be mistaken as bachelorette

19. Would you rather watch football or baseball?
I would rather watch footballer playing baseball, they're good with their legs, would their hands equally talented?

20. Missing someone right now?
Miss my dead dogs & cats; hope to see 'em in Heaven

21. What's the strangest fact about you?
I look normal when in fact I'm a freak and that I laugh the driest jokes the loudest

22. Where is your number one person on your friends list?
Who's the no.1 person on the list?

23. Do you feel like dancing?
Belly-dancing and ballet only

24. How much money do you have on you?
Not enough to buy me a book

25. What makes you happy right now?
There's no war or terrorist in my place

26. Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Several

27. Do you burn easily in the sun?
My skin goes red whether it's burning nor freezing

28. Do you speak another language other than English?
Malay and Tagahas?

29. What made you happy yesterday?
Do I need a cause to be happy?

30. Are you happy today?
I'm not happy but I'm grateful though

31. Are looking forward for tomorrow?
Sure I do

TOP TEN - - TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

1. Are you single?
Single but not available

2. Are you bored?
Bored to hell

3. Are you sad?
Sad as I am

4. Are you Italian?
Wish I am

5. Are you plastic?
Err, this is supposed a tactic, righty?

8. Are you cool?
Cool and youthful

9. Are you Chinese?
Nope

10. What are you?
World temporary resident?

Who loves rumours?

Received the below SMS from my sis a moment ago:

Pastor j dr Amerika kirim email d pej. mission (Pr Escend Chong) sbentar tdi, meminta spy smua umat Kristian SDA sluruh dunia bpuasa slama 3hari, mulai hari ini hingga Jumaat (15 hingga 18 April). Dgn tujuan spaya rancangan mpersatukn agama iaitu hari Ahad tdk tjadi dlm masa tdekat ini. Kerna skrg ini Pope dan agama Protestan sdg mgadakn mesyuarat sulit d Amerika utk mpsatukn agama Kristian sluruh dunia. Sebarkn sms ini

translation:

Pr J from the States sent an email to the mission office (to Pr Escend Chong) awhile ago requesting that all Adventists worldwide to fast 3 days start today till Friday (15th to 18th April). The reason is that the plan of uniting all the Sundays Christian denominations will not happen at the moment. As the Pope and Protestants church are currently holding a secret meeting in the States for this purpose to be conducted.

For real, I dun believe these. They (whoever started the SMS in first place) sounded insane; cuz

-it's all in the prophecy, sooner or later, it will eventually happen so accept the reality
-what does it mean not in the nearest to occur? that our preparation is not enough yet? sound coward to me? this is just like in the exam, even if you're given a decade to prepare the excuses of not ready yet will always remain
-i admit i myself is not a full-glass Adventist, but come what may, rain or shine, if armageddon comes, let it be.....
-i pray that I'm always behind Jesus if not, a touch-away of His robe..Amen

RIP

Today, 3rd April 2008, Mrs Patra (a single mother of two daughters), a fellow resident of Kg Togop passed away.

I Always Have Time For These

1. The song you've been most singing to yourself recently?
I have my own version of melancholic song and it fuckingly lingers around my mind all the time

2. What do you currently want right now?
Warmth affection of security and undyingly profession of desire for lust

3. What did you do today?
Sobbing in the name of loneliness. Missing the touch of my beau...*sigh

4. Are you hungry?
Starving for the elixir of love

5. What have you been thinking about most today?
In embrace with the man of my life

6. Do you ever just sit outside and watch the stars?
So that I will start crying again? Naaahhhh....I will only do it in the presence of my hunny bunny.

7. What is your current annoyance?
Money, money....moneeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!! GIMME' MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

8. Do you want a new cell phone?
I'd rather want a new digital camera, if not a DSLR

9. Are you waiting for someone right now?
My one and only, the source of my insanity - my sole lover

10. Name two things you're looking forward for next month?
Wanting for more money while keeping myself on the track of reality

11. Can you make new friends easily?
All I need are friends who don't do prying and backstabbing

13. Do you plan out what you wear the day before you wear it?
Life's full of planning parody, I grew to hate this cunning phantom

14. What is life to you?
Why do I exist here when there's more pain than pleasure

15. Have you ever fell for your best friend?
Fall for them...never; them falling into me - common occasion

16. If you had a chance to save someone significant to you, would you?
I am an evil but somethimes the good samaritan arose within me

17. How many times do you eat each day?
As how many times the digestion afterwards?

18. How do you feel right now?
Edgy, hot and sexy

19. Are you a morning person?
I am a mourning person, be it in the day or night

20. Think of one person, stick with it. You don't have to say their name. Would you pick them up alone 100 plus miles away if it was your birthday?
Speaking of when your love is an ocean size

21. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
To change the history that I was never born in the first place

22. Give two reasons why you get distracted in school.
School...I left school a long time ago; 'tis I never get distracted; the teachers itselves did

23. Do you think it's funny when people get hurt?
WTF

24. Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
Parisssss.....wait, Tokyo maybe...it's the anime world...hentai, anybody?

25. Do you have a guitar in your house?
A guitar? You need to bang your head somewhere? I can make you to be

26(a). Do you wish you were somewhere elseright now?
In the arms of my only and one love where comfort is guaranteed FOC, 24/7

26(b). where is it?
Somewhere beyond the blue, across the ocean

27. How often do you get onto friendster?
As long as my insanity drags me there; and owhhh, while I still have the memory

28. How long can you go without your mobile phone?
Like eternity? Try me and you bet

29. Do you have any enemies?
Me? Enemies? Of course...I got 'em when I curse with my slippery tongue

30. What would you like to say to one person on your mind?
"Take me into a plunge of where only the two of us are there and love me like there's no tomorrow"

I dyed my hair to a lighter shade of brown.
But, do it makes me better in terms of appearance?
Nope!
My hair turned coarse *sigh
Gee, I don't understand why they keep dying,
as it doesn't make the hair beautiful, either *tongue-out
I can't wait for the colour to fade...

Sobbing

Feeling down lately,
hate this insanity,
it's because this one particular person,
so-called future soulmate! *sigh*
I know I shouldn't be anxious
but I know, sometimes, my intuition is perfectly right,
I have been through this enigma before
when my heart say it,
although thousand friends console me the other way
in the end what my heart had felt right away
is absolutely TRUE!
what am I going to do....?*sob*
but is he really cheating on me?
is it true he has somebody there?
is the distance to blame?
or the attitude?
or the other woman?
or him?
or me???
this is really NOT him....!
how could he ignore me without a line like this?
how does he go through the whole day/weekdays/weekends without me?
God, is it really true?
Really, really true?
Really, really, really is true???

I Think I Had Enough

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I can't find any book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Niece's cot

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Having a blast in Monster Mash

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The tv screen

5. Without looking, guess what time it is ?
1347

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1333

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Feeding the dog

8. Did you dream last night?
Dream I wish I had never dreamt

9. Do you remember your dreams?
If I'm aware I had a dream

10. When did you last laugh?
Like eons ago *sigh*

11. Do you remember why/at what?
It just tickles my heart spontaneously

12. Seen anything weird lately?
Myself?

13. What do you think of this quiz?
Subjective

14. What is the last film you saw?
Errrr....gee, I must be missing myself

15. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Meet me in your dream

16. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My sister

17. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Daemon tool

18. Type of music you like most?
Melancholic *gee*

19. Type of music you dislike most?
Loud, banging music

20. Are you listening to music right now?
"In my heart there lives a melody...."

21. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Chocolate linoleum, actually

22. What was the last thing you bought?
A vacuum cleaner

23. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Anybody called/SMS-ed? (while reaching for the phone)

24. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Princess Diana (we shared the same birthday so curious if we have any in common)

25. Who sent the last text message you received?
A tutee-wannabe's mother

Lalala..I'm Doing It Again...

1. What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
She's my sis & nope, she's still here

2. What is wrong with you right now?
Dying with boredom and of guilty

3.Do you ever miss your first love?
My current hunny-bunny

4. When did you last cry?
I am still crying

5. What do you hate?
A thing called Norbert

6. What do you want in your life right now?
The courage to live and ignore

7. Are you happy?
Am I?

8. What are you listening to?
Sound

9. What do you smell like?
Like human?

10. Drinking?
Just plain water, plz

11. What time do you go to bed?
At dawn

12. Who was the last person in your bed besides you?
My Guardian Angel(s)

13. What do you wear to bed?
Loose garment

14. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
It's him, don't put your finger on me

15. What did you do yesterday?
Alive for today

16. What was the last movie you went to?
Take me to one

17. Is your shirt new?
No, I'm wearing a rag

18. Do you live near your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?
Who was he?

19. Are you scared of bugs?
Who doesn't scared with bees, idiot!

20. Are you gay?
Gay and jolly? Of course....and check your vocab first

21. How was your day today?
I'm still into it

22. What do you think of Eminem?
He only known somewhere out there, try letting him strolling in our neighbourhood, he's just the same, plain..urang puti'....LOL

23. Do you read?
I have been reading the moment I can

24. Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
Nope, with Pooh bear

26. Whose house have you been to today?
None

27. What about the night before that?
None...

28. Do you like anyone right now?
I like my dogs

29. Are you bored?
Bursting the maximum capacity

30. What is the last movie you watched?
Why are you so curious of me been watched a movie?

31. Do you say "dawg"?
English is not my first slang

32. What are you excited about?
Making money...money.....MONEY!!!

33. What do you think about Valentine's Day?
The rose & chocolate symptom

34. Who was the last person to cook for you?
They're still alive, you know

35. Who was your last text message from?
They keep on texting

36. What’s on your mind right now?
Where on earth is that beast-Norbert?

37. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Norbert will always makes me cry

38. Name someone whose name starts with the letter R?
Ruzi

39. Do you care what others think about you?
They're so...caring, huh?

40. Have you ever been in love?
Illusive love

41. Do you trust people easily?
Like you do

42. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
For the first time or twice or thrice?

43. Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed?
Who dun wanna kiss your own sweet little niece

44. What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
More money...plzzzzzzz

45. Who was the last person you called?
Some idiots

47. What's your ring tone?
At the moment? I Do by Jessica Foelcker

48. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
I'm looking forward to it

49. What were you doing at 9pm last Friday night?
Lazying

50. What happened at 10:00 am today?
Nothing peculiar

4 Things You Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do

Found this in another site:

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

1. Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

Also in Australia , the Australian emergency number 000 can be dialled whilst your mobile phone keyboard is locked. This is another reason why 000 receives so many false emergency calls!

2. Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editors Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!"

3. Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone!:

star-hash-zero-six-hash

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Not only the above, but also in Australia your stolen phone is added to a "Stolen Mobile Phone" database, so if your phone is found later on it can be returned to you.

The Chronology of Qhloevert

1979
- born 1st July; around 8pm
- the only baby-girl for the year in the neighbourhood

1980

1981
- my very first memory of being piggy-ride by mum while dad teasing my butt
- new sibling; born 20th August; day

1982
- second sibling, born 15th October; day
- witnessed the delivery with my very own eyes

1983
- third sibling, born 23rd December; day
- learnt to write my name, memorised ABC and able to count 1-20

1984
- attended kindergarten

1985
- started primary school
- yet another sibling; born 29th July, day
- moved to a new house

1986

1987

1988
- and another sibling; born 11th April, day

1989
- moved to another school (which I regret the most)

1990
- became the class Vice Monitor

1991
- sat for UPSR

1992
- entered another secondary school; in class 1C
- started period

1993
- started to hate Maths, failed in 1st semester exam but passed in the final semester
- got special guy-friend, R

1994
- sat for PMR
- participated Science Camp State Level in Kinabalu National Park
- first time been in Kundasang area : the first impression is always the best and I think Kundasang was the most beautiful the first I were there
- first time to Poring Hot Spring; passed the Canopy Walkway
- went to Mamut Copper Mine and exactly to its mill: now closed - imagine walking in a golden earth (be jealous at me indeed)
- met NG (now Dr) : though we barely reach each other and never meet since, we remain friends forever even until now
- the saddest moment of my whole life: Tina'a passed away and I was the one accompanying her in the hospital during her last days

1995
- chosen into science stream
- chose to be a school prefect
- representing the strict for a quiz competition for North West Coast region
- a family "outing" to Tambunan, Keningau & Tenom looking for long lost kins
- went for a youth camp in Dantai; I think this is the biggest no. of participation ever but we're there just for some girly giggles (I luv campin')

1996
- sat SPM
- had a huge CRUSH on M : he's really gorgeous back then, last time saw him he's already plump!

1997
- entered UiTM (then ITM)
- first time been away from home (for a long period); yeah...I cried the first night and worse, attacked by athma
- yet another saddest year: Taki passed away by domestic accident (I still am mourning even until to this second)

1998
- went to Sook for an uncle's wedding reception and overnight
- supposed those were the time met little Lotter : yeahh...we're related, blame our maternal grandparents
- I think, my sibling had been corresponding to Lotter's brother but all in the sudden, one day they just stop
- been really best friend with S
- climbed Mt Kinabalu on Xmas

1999
- introduced to N by R

2000
- worked as a photocopy girl (LOL)
- been hurt really, really deep cut.....I nearly one step into cursing him to be barren but no, I didn't

2001
- met N for the very first time on 11th January 2001
- entered UMS
- first time to Sandakan area for Ceria Mesra Kinabatangan in Batu Putih; not what you think; it's one of the semester requirement
- first time to Batu Tulug
- first time to Sepilok Orang Utan Rehabilitation Centre

2002

2003
- went to Tenom again for a class trip; visited a coffee plantation (we're actually learning about fermentation)

2004
- was actually in the dorm commitee board

2005
- accompanying cuzzy living in Kionsom for nearly 5 months (yeah...we were at the Kiansom SDA Church compound)

2006
- taught at two schools
- but the special experience is in SKP, Banggi Island for nearly 4 months
- first time on board of a ferry/speedboat/handmade-boat
- like the speedboat experience very much (Health Department's) - it's madly speeding that every strain of your hair felt like needle; hope to ride another other time
- lost Gambau, my most fave dog ever cuz she's the smartest: she understand what I said (guess so)

2007
- worked at BET
- get engaged to N
- went for Padas Rafting plus a derailed train experience (thanks, God it was just a little scare-me-to-death experience)
- went to Manukan Island for a free BBQ (don't ask me if the seafood tastes yummier when it's FOC, cuz I didn't take 'em)
- went to Sukau : what a river-cruise.. so serene....and the monkeys adore you; they can't help from staring and wanna take even a closer look of you, really they are like domestic monkeys thrown in the jungle
- get to tour Shangri-La's Tanjung Aru resort & Le Meridien hotels (another FOC treat)

2008
-flood in KM

Mount Kinabalu - The Real Meaning

Don't ever believe that the word Kinabalu derived from the word "Kina-Chinese" and balu-widow"!

Kinabalu is originally from the term of Aki Nabalu: the Keeper of gate to heaven for the Dusun (as most Ranau area inhabitants are of Dusunic tribe, not Kadazan). Aki means old man (sacred icon), in Dusun community the elders are always respectable; old man is mostly chosen as the keeper instead of old woman because old female had the role as bobolian (priestess) to the equal the importance of both gender. Probably this Aki of Nabalu is in second line after the family of Kinorohingan. Besides, if the so-called Chinese lady wanted to climb Kinabalu back then, she already dead halfway to the summit due to the environment condition. And really idiot; even if she did reached the summit what else could she saw except for the white cloud surrounding the summit? Even if she stayed there waiting for a fine day for a clear view of the South China Sea, she would had already frozen beforehand. The first self-claimed historian who started this nonsense must had never climbed the mountain at the first place!

They are really changing the tradition and heritage of Dusun - damn you all the writers who claim intelligent but dare to lie in this important fact!

What Every Sabahan Should Knows

Found it on Friendster bulletin but clueless of who first wrote it though (thanks a bundle):

Have you ever heard people ask us Sabahans, whether we still live on the jungle, hunt for food and wear clothing made out of leaves?

If I was asked so, I would proudly say yes....!
(Imagine Marsha AF3 wearing nipah leaves skirt with coconut bra! LOL)

When you as a Sabahan start to feel low just because you're from Sabah, these facts would make you change your mind:

*We have the second largest International airport in Malaysia. While others might not even have any.

*We have FIVE major airports, while others might not have one

*Car fuel is the cheapest here.

*We have two official cities, KK and Sandakan and soon Tawau, while others might only have a town.

*We are still the reason why tourist comes to Malaysia, for our Mount Kinabalu.

*Two out of the top three of the sexiest girl in Malaysia are from Sabah (Daphne Iking
and Amber Chia) according to FHM.

*Sipadan Island, need I explain?

*Everybody says Mokhtar Dahari is the main reason Malaysian football team qualified
for the Olympics, football event in the 80s. With all due respect, the two goals are scored by Hassan Sani and James Wong, both Sabahan. Not forgetting the man who kept Malaysia at bay, Peter Rajah, also a Sabahan as the goalie.

*The most air travelers are from Sabah. Almost all Sabahan have at least traveled once or twice with airplane, compared to the West Malaysians.

*We have our own daily newspaper, Daily Express, Borneo Post and New Sabah Times.

*Everytime there's a reality show, our contestant always reaches respectful level. AF,
Blast-Off etc.

*We live in harmony, not just with Malay, Indian and Chinese, but also with KadazanDusun, Bajau, Murut, Rungus etc. The term Sabah, Truly Asia is more like it.

*First 'Survivor' series was held in Pulau Tiga, Sabah.

*Most of us Sabahans speaks at least 4 different languages.

*1-Borneo will be the largest Mall outside Klang Valley

*An internationally renown artist, CheNelle is also Sabahan (Putatan girl, man!!) It's ok if she fell in love with the DJ, we'd forgive her!

*Dun forget, Gary Cao ge - Singer of Chinese version Superwoman also from Sabah.

This is just to name a few, but despite all this, we are still proud to be Sabahan!!!!!

My Dream Wedding

Lokasi honeymoon idaman kamu?
Paris

Diamond ring atau cincin emas?
Cincin emas with diamond

Emas Putih atau emas kuning?
Combination of yellow gold, white gold and diamond

Baju yang akan kamu pakai saat malam pertama?
Nightie yg seksi sekali

Wangian yang kamu suka saat malam pertama?
I hate perfume and he's aware of this

Senang remang-remang, gelap, atau terang?
Mula2 terang then remang2

Suka aromatherapy?
For my insomnia? yeahhhh....

Alunan lagu yang ingin kamu dengar saat "malam pertama"?
Slow and romantic ballad

Strawberry, anggur, atau cherry?
All of 'em - can't resist

Suka hardcore?
LOL

Kata-kata romantis dari si "dia" yang ingin kamu dengar dari mulutnya?
Comes sincerely without pretending and acting

Suasana pantai, pegunungan, tengah kota, pinggir danau, hutan, atau alam pedesaan?
In the mountain but with seaview in the countryside

Kejutan apa yang ingin kamu berikan padanya di saat malam pertama?
LOL

Di mana, dan konsep Pesta pernikahan yang kamu inginkan?
In the mountain with seaview garden wedding

Bajunya?
White wedding gown with cathedral veil

Wedding cake?
7-tiers multiflavour cake with a fountain at its base

Kendaraan menuju lokasi pernikahan?
Royal royce

Apa yang kamu rasakan, saat si "dia" membisikkan "I love you forever"?
Stay in reality but still grinning widely

Kado apa yang kamu inginkan dari si "dia"?
Our own house

Cium pipi, kening, atau bibir?
A kiss right on the forehead

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Jessica Folcker - I Do

Jessica Folcker is a popular Swedish singer with international success. Born as Jessica Elisabeth Angelique Folcker in Täby, a Stockholm suburb, on July 9th, 1975. Her mother is Swedish and father is from Senegal.

If you could look inside my heart,
then you would know,
your love has played the greatest part
If you could see inside my mind,
then you would know,
I think about you all the time

No need to question
You will have my affection

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part
I do

If you could walk inside my shoes,
Then you would know - know how much,
I'm in to you
If you could feel what I can feel,
then you would know,
I'm falling hard for your appeal

No need to question
You will have my affection

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part
I do

To have and to hold,
through young and through old,
in good or in bad times baby
Yes I do, I do, I do
So...

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part

I do

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
I promise - I do
In sickness and in health, from now until forever,
I'll always love you, and so with,
all of my heart,
till death do us part
I do

I promise, I'll always
I promise I'll always love you

50 First Reactions

Type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random, just type it!

1. Beer: Liquor

2. Food: Edible

3. Relationships: How are you related to somebody

4. Your CRUSH: Past & left behind never to reopen

5. Power Rangers: Stupid costume

6. Life: Gift from Above

7. Death: The end of our journey here

8. School: Boring..

9. The President: Which company?

10. Yummy: Cheesecakes

11. Cars: 4WD

12. Movie: Cinema

13. Halloween: Scary-lit-pumpkin

14. Sex: Female? Male? Like when you're filling the uni application form

15. Religion: Faith

16. Myspace: Friendster, plz

17. Phobia: Freaking out for idle reason

18. Marriage: Garden wedding

19. Blondes: Clubbing bitches usually without brain

20. SLIPPERS: For your feet

21. SHOES: Fancy

22. Asians: Eastern values

23: Past time: All the time

24. One night stands: Up to 'em - count me out

25: Cell Phone: when fixed line is out-of-range

27: Smoke/Cigarette: Heart/lungs BBQ, anyone?

28. Dream: Would come true

29: COLLEGE: Private institution

30. Highschool Life: Non-stop girly giggles

31. Pajamas: Nightie

32. Stars: Comet?

33. Fitness Center: Gym

34. Alcohol: -OH

35. The word Love: Deceiving yet triumphing

36. Friends: I am a lone ranger

37. Money: Essential

38. Heartache: Broken hearted?

39. Time: =Gold

40. Divorce: Denial of children's right, if they have any

41. Dogs: Best companions

42. Pants: Upside-down

43. Parents: Naggers

44. Babies: Innocent little thing

45. Stripper: Best lure for straight but "getek" men

46. Blogs: I'm into it

47. News: Sometimes, misleading

48. Paris Hilton: Super-rich heiress who gets everything *sigh*pity-me*

49. Pizza: Gimme, gimme...

50. kleenex: Tissue paper?

I Wonder Why I Love To Do This So Much....

.:LoVe:.

Have you ever been in love? I am in love

Are you in love now... or falling in love? "Love is in the air.....lalalalala...."

Have u been cheated on? I was in rage and nearly to curse him barren

Have you cheated on someone? There's always a reason behind it

Are you in a relationship now? Unison soon...*wink*wink*

When was your last break up? Even if several guys had cheated me, good thing is it was actually never started at the first place

How many boyfriends have you had? Boyfriends not special boyfriend

Do you ever want to get married and have kids? I am already few steps towards it

Who is your first true love (even if it didn't work out)? My future husband

Do you believe in Love at first sight? Yes but is it an everlasting love, that is another question


..:So RandOm:..

Your middle name? My parents intended not to put any

Who was your 2nd grade teacher? Aunty (Teacher) Mainah

A club or a bar? None

How many siblings do you have? 50 in my perception

Single, Dating or Married??? Single but not available

Is your glass half full or half empty? What glass?

Best Friend? Do I really have any?


..::6 Inappropriate Questions::..

Have you ever skipped school? Ah huh!

Have you ever been depressed? I am

Have you ever contemplated suicide? I did ever think of doing so

Your view on homosexuality? They say it's already in their gene.... But if you're son of a janitor should you be one, too?

Your view on abortion? Even if the pregnancy is carried on and later may cause harm to both the mother and child's life? Think fast!

Have you ever been addicted to drugs? I choose not to


~~~TIME TO BE HONEST QUIZ~~~

What is ur biggest achievement in ur life? Able to choose what is wrong and right

Have u got any regrets in life? Regrets they are but those are expensive experience, too

Would u prefer a holiday in a hotel, camping or bed & breakfast? Raise your hands for camping...!!!!

Have u ever said the words "I love u"? Sing: "And I love you so....."

If u could have one super power what would it be? Influencer: world peace+green world

If u could have one wish fulfilled what would it be? I want to be a wife of the King thus Queen

Name one person who has been a big influence in ur life and why? Grandfather

What is ur favourite movie or book? Too long to be listed

When was the last time u cried and why? I am still crying

Becoming Queen of Questions

1. How old will you turn in 2009? The big 0! (it's a digit, if you're blind)

2. Do you think you'll be married by then? Definitely

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months? Going places

4. Who was the last person to call you? I'm not dead yet so calls will keep coming

5. Do you prefer call or text? Need to check my credits first

6. Do you have any pets? Canino & canina

7. What were you doing at 10.30 p. m. last night? Surfing, online of course

8. What will you be doing at 3 a. m.? Drooling in my dreams

9. When is the last time you saw your mom? She's still here, WTF

10. How many houses have you lived in? There's only 1 place you really could call home even if you had thousand of mansions

11. How many cities have you lived in? Errrr....1,2...eh 1...hmmmm

12. Do you prefer shoes, socks or bare feet? Of where are we going to?

13. Do you like coffee? Out of the list

14. What are you listening to? Sound

15. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? On the bed thank you! Never heard of sleeping under the bed

16. Do you know how to play poker? Tell me how

17. What are you thinking about right now? Brain signals

18. Any plans for this weekend? Lazying

19. Have you ever been in an ambulance? I'm curious but really, God, don't ever let me in this situation be it I'm the laying or I'm the crying

20 .Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean in rainy day, pool in sunny day

21. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Girlie stuff

22. Do you wear accessories 24 / 7? Plus the ring?

23. Who is the funniest person you know? People who cannot accept the fact that the opposition nearly took the government recently - they are not brave enough to face the anger of the nation

24. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? Yup, because we need to pay the bill unless that it's not

25. Do you wish someone was with you right now? There is always someone with me - my Guardian Angel

26. Are you mad about anything? Grrrr.....rrrooooOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!

27. What are you excited for? Discovering/having new things

Take-5 & Have A Banana Smile

Election jokes: Enjoy some humour

(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!

(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."

Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, "If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy."

The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."

(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake.

The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, no clothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!

(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed.

Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped."

Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."

(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputra cosmonauts.

Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun.

But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp.

Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!

(6) Today's election brings to mind the old Northern Ireland election slogan - "VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN"

(7) A priest is dying in a church. Before he dies, he asked for Pak La La La Lah and Khai Ri Ri Riry to be beside his deathbed. Both of them were excited at this opportunity because they thought it would be good for their image with the elections right around the corner.

At the priest's deathbed, they asked, "Father, why did you ask us to be with you on your deathbed?"

The priest replied, "Because I wanted to die like Jesus Christ. He died between two thieves, and I wanted to do the same."

Source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/79436

Must See Video - In commomerating of GE 8.3.2008

Non-Muslim Bumis Is Endangered?!

9th March, 2008
Source: http://newsabahtimes.com.my/nstweb/fullstory/16626

KOTA KINABALU: The Barisan Nasional coalition easily retained its two-thirds majority in Sabah in yesterday’s general election.

Speaking to reporters at his official residence Sri Gaya here late last night, Chief Minister Datuk Seri Musa Haji Aman expressed his gratitude to the people of Sabah for returning BN to power, and attributed BN’s big win to the people’s desire to see continued development under a BN government.

“We are the first state in the country to win a two-thirds majority in the state seats.

“The majority of the people in Sabah chose BN parties based on their confidence in the leadership of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi,” said a jubilant Musa.

Musa said the BN government will continue to work hard to bring development to the state.

Asked when he would take his oath as the next Chief Minister, Musa said he would discuss the matter with the Prime Minister and Head of State Tun Haji Ahmadshah Abdullah first.

On BN’s success in wresting back the Kuala Penyu state seat from independent candidate Datuk John Ghani, he said it shows the people of Sabah realise that only the BN government can bring development that will benefit them.

While in the peninsula the opposition made big gains and BN’s two-thirds majority looked under threat, in Sabah the state BN under Musa’s leadership repeated the good showing it showed in the 2004 election. In yesterday’s polls, it again secured 59 out of the 60 state seats and 24 out of the 25 parliamentary seats up for grabs.

BN only lost the Sri Tanjong state and Kota Kinabalu parliamentary seats.

In Kota Kinabalu, DAP’s Hiew King Cheu garnered 9,464 votes to win with a slim 106-vote majority. His rivals were PKR’s Christina Liew, who polled 9,358 votes, PBS’ Chin Tek Ming (8,420 votes) and Independent candidate Kong Yu Kiong (341 votes).

Significantly, BN wrested back the Sandakan parliamentary seat won by Independent candidate Chong Hon Min in 2004. This time around, Datuk VK Liew (LDP) polled 8297 votes to pip DAP’s Chong Chui Lin (8121 votes) and Independent Fong Vun Fui (2929 votes).

Musa, the Sabah Umno chairman, easily retained his Sungai Sibuga state seat, polling 10,570 votes to win his four-cornered fight with a comfortable majority of 7,657 votes.

His nearest rival, PKR’s Ahmad Thamrin Hj Jaini, garnered 2,913 votes, while Osman Bin Enting (Bersekutu) and Gusniah Bin Diong (Independent) managed only 291 and 295 votes respectively.

Voter turnout was 67.41% out of a total of 21,442 registered voters, comprising 74% Muslim Bumiputeras, 3.1% non-Muslim Bumiputeras, 22.5% Chinese and 0.3% others.

In the last general election, Musa won with a 6,670-vote majority out of a voter turnout of 11,351.

In the Libaran parliamentary seat, incumbent Datuk Juslie Ajirol also easily won, albeit with a reduced majority of 7,529 votes compared to 10,669 in the 2004 election. His sole challenger, PKR’s Ahmad Thamrin Hj Zaini, obtained 6,139 votes. Voter turnout was 65.33%.

Incumbent Semporna MP Datuk Mohd Shafie Apdal also won easily, garnering 19,419 votes for a bigger majority of 17,462 compared to 13,319 in 2004.

Earlier after nomination, Datuk Abdul Ghapur Salleh (Kalabakan), Tan Sri Joseph Kurup (Pensiangan), Ramlee Marhaban (Bugaya) and Datuk Zakaria Edris (Gum-Gum) had won uncontested.

In Liawan, incumbent assemblyman Datuk Sairin Karno polled 4,638 votes. His nearest challenger, Jius Awang of PKR, obtained 2,614 votes.

All the other BN component party heads also won in parliamentary seats: Datuk Joseph Pairin Kitingan (PBS), Tan Sri Bernard Dompok (Upko), Tan Sri Joseh Kurup (PBRS) and Datuk VK Liew (LDP) in Keningau, Penampang, Pensiangan and Sandakan.

Pairin also secured victory over his Tambunan state seat with a 2781-vote majority, while Dompok obtained 13,400 votes for a majority of 3,063 votes. His closest rival, Dr Edwin Bosi of PKR, garnered 10,337 votes.

In the Keningau parliamentary seat, Pairin obtained 14,598 votes to see off his two rivals, PKR’s Datuk Dr Jeffrey Kitingan (10,334 votes) and DAP’s Peter Kodou (560 votes).

SAPP deputy president Raymond Tan Shu Kiah also won in Tanjong Papat, while Sabah MCA chairman Datuk Edward Khoo polled 6,162 votes to triumph in Kapayan with a majority of 2,062 votes.

SAPP president Datuk Seri Yong Teck Lee expressed his gratitude to the people of Sabah for their support to enable the party to retain all the six seats it contested through Datuk Raymond Tan Shu Kiah (Tanjong Papat), Melanie Chia (Luyang), Datuk Liew Teck Chan (Likas), Datuk Eric Majimbun (Sepangar), Datuk Chua Soon Bui (Tawau) and Au Kam Wah (Elopura).

“We will continue to work hard for the people,” he told reporters while watching the live telecast of the election results together with SAPP leaders at the party’s headquarters at Bornion Centre in Luyang here last night.

SAPP will need to analyse the implications of the national results, he added.

Shoot....! Where are all the other non-muslim bumi voters?
Are we really going to be scarce/rare?